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Hidden among the recent discovery of old documents that were found buried deep in the Library of Congress was a secret diary written by none-other than George “FIRST!” Washington (as in D.C. bitches!). Several facts not previously known include that he had 12 toes, would kill British children for sport, and that he was a frequent cross-dresser. These discoveries have brought to light even more information when applied to previously known information. In fact a few theories are being developed around the idea that Martha Washington never even existed. Supporting evidence for this theory include the fact that no known text in existence depicts George and Martha in the same place at the same time. One popular alternate theory is that Martha died in a tragic horse accident and George cross-dressed to show his pain. One thing is for sure: George is now officially the first cross-dressing president. Maybe in 100 years we’ll discover the identity of the second.
